Amy says Shenzhen is the best city,
But I would say those are words of insanity.
You’ll realize you’re wrong when you see roaches everywhere,
All you can do then is scream in despair.
We first crossed paths in a conference room,
A season when beautiful flowers would all bloom.
Suddenly the whole room started to scream,
Because they see a roach:
OMG how big it seemed.
I am not ashamed to admit,
I was scared to death by this little shit.
But luckily a brave girl smashed it good,
An act so heroic that’s worth writing in a book.
We second met at the street curb,
When I talk about it I still shiver.
Cos nothing would be more horrifying
Than a roach approaches you, flying.
But how could humans let roaches dominate!
We invented iPhone for God’s sake.
So I started my training not a minute late,
The next time I see a roach, I will make it pay!
In order not to get scared,
I must always be prepared.
So bear in mind, a bug spray is a good friend,
When a roach attacks, you’ll have the upper hand.
The next step is purely psychological,
If I do this, when I see a roach I will no longer startle.
That is to watch tons of video clips
Of roaches being killed by its nemesis:
A cat torturing a roach simply for fun,
A mantis enjoying a roach like eating a bun;
O to them you’re just a prey,
When I’m done watching those, I can’t even remember why I was afraid.
So the next time I saw a roach wandering
I sprayed and smashed it without even blinking
Every now and then I reminisce about that moment,
When I gave the fucking bastard a good long torment.
So now I’m not just some northern girl
who needs southerners’ protection,
I can slay my roach, with no hesitation
Tremble in fear! Nasty creature!
Mess with me and you’ll soon meet your creator!